life lessons learned on the court

~ most problems can indeed be solved with a quick match of rock paper scissors

~ when it comes to goals, always shoot high

~ good friends can be chosen by their ability to match cool hip shoes with their chosen ensemble

~when you find yourself on defense,

always make your opponent smile

~ finally

if your mom catches an expression on your face that looks exactly the same as it did when you were two....you will score not only a happy meal but also an icecream on the way home from said basketball camp