Friday, October 15, 2010

it's pathetic really

it's pathetic really
but i can't meal plan effectively to save my life

the menu section of my mom agenda
is usually blank

i'm such a disgrace

when it comes to a list
i clearly have a rebellious attitude
i'm all "i'll be a slave to no list" about it

which is obviously a sign that i have problem
because i like to think i'm an organized person
apparantly an organized person who has no organization what so ever in the kitchen

i realize this will be a disappointment to many of you
but let me roll it out for you

the truth is
i stepped inside 3 different grocery stores 5
count 'em
FIVE
times in 36 hours

oh yes i did

did i have a list?
do i really need to answer this?

however on the final of 5 trips
i came face to face with the obvious
i must become
as much as it pains me
a list maker
ugh

for example
even though i have a large family
i obviously do not need this much cheese






what was i thinking?
i bought multiple of the strangest things
& then
apparantly did an even stranger thing...
came home & documented this for you

i hope you still love me

 





creamer anyone?

i could be in the next episode of fridge hoarders
right?
while i'm disclosing issues
let's discuss my love hate relationship with walmart

it pains me to admit this
but yes
i shop walmart
( and this week i also shopped two different krogers and publix. twice)

i am a reformed hater of wally world
however when the two closest to our home recieved a fabulous face lift
i came back
& yes
i even buy meat there
gasp

but with low prices & cute packaging
how can i resist
my ocd needs are met
when my sour cream & cream cheese are all matchy

cute preppy packaging
surely you agree

see how cute everyone is all lined up in matching outfits





well
since i'll probably drop a few dozen subscribers
after this ridiculous affirmation of my issues
i figured i'd seal the rebel image
& share this little song
in light of my last post
i couldn't resist
(wink)


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