critters & creatures

caroline's most recent declaration

"mama, i think i'd love to have a turtle.

oh

and guess what

theres a sale at petsmart

so we could like do the whole thing

for somewhere around 15 dollars"

while impressed with her higher level thinking

problem solving skills and all

i  gave her the ol'

uh uh

no way

nada

not a chance

 dream on

get real

i love you sweet child, but nope

mom of the year

left to be clenched by another

 let me tell ya

this mama does not do critters

amphibians

reptiles

you name it

i do large, preferably very large

well behaved dogs

great danes -harlequin great danes. love those.

labs. black. yellow. matters not. have had both

golden retrievers. resounding yes.

i am not the bring home the gerbil for the weekend mom

neva

eva!

for crying out loud

we barely survived the whole circle of life situation

with our goldfish that apparently i took way too good a care of

cuz it lived for like 5 years

no lie

no critters no small furry rat-like things no amphibians

one very large

shedding

nonbarking

super cool

dog

who i

& by i , i mean me, moi, mom

feeds, brushes and runs every.single.day.

end of story baby girl

i did however purchase this print from The Wheatfield

cutest shop on etsy

surely she'll appreciate the compromise

ps....super cute top is from blessed be the name childrens clothing.  talk about cute?

oh yeah, tell ashley i sent ya.  she probably has a turtle in her home.  she has a boy. she understands the need for critters. she's a better mom than i.  cooler.  younger.  period.  & runs a rockin business

have a super weekend

peace