mama i have something to tell you....

mama i have something to tell you-her

what's up cutie

did your social studies grade plummet from an A to a B-me

ummm.  no.  duh.

so apparently i have a love life

(insert rolling eyes. mine & hers)

charlie
( his name has been changed to provide the little fella some anonymity
in the event his mama is a blog reader!) asked me out-her

 you said NO 

right?-me

( maybe in a slightly high pitched voice)

geez mom 

of course

i'm not even double digits yet-her

(cracking up that i used a high pitched voice)

& one more thing

so apparently mabel ( name also changed ) says cuss words-her

good gracious caroline

your day sounds like something right out of jersey shore-me

which reminds me of a hysterical dialogue in the car 

one sunday after church....

mama, the Bible says Mary was a virgin.

what's a virgin?- her

 

i look at dan & make the face

dan looks back & says....so i guess you'll have that talk after lunch.

not.

figure she asked one question

i need not give her the entire sermonette on the birds & the bees.

so i make the mature decision to answer simply and with brevity the question asked.

so i smoothly deliver the following:

means that mary had not had sex.

followed by the most hysterical grossed out face

 capable of being made only by a 9 year old.

need to give further explanation & discuss the birds and bees...

vanquished!

 

 

by the way,

these images were taken during a light dusting of snow we recieved

the day after Christmas.

however 

we are currently completely covered with around 6 inches!

we woke to a beautiful blanket of snow this morning.

we, along with all of atlanta,

bought enough groceries to personally feed an army!

today's recipes include Edie's Beefy Enchiladas

& Darby's, well actually Alton Brown's 

homemade marshmallows

& hot cocoa!

tomorrows menu will feature

Old Fashioned Griddlecakes for breakfast

& Spicy Tomato Soup for lunch

praying we don't loose power.

i obviously have lofty kitchen goals!

i'm also working on my 365 project

and a personal photo blog (currently under construction) that i hope to share soon!